Kids Only Discussion Thread

[Easy Ears]

You totally deserted BWK for a week and only came back because you thought you were winning!

Deserted? Oh, PLEASE, he handled ALL 3 of you perfectly on his own. In fact he doesn't even need me to beat you! :mrgreen: I'm just the distraction!

 

[funnies50]

500 posts!!

 

[Galadriel]

I'm just the distraction!

Alright, Just-the-Distraction, solve these.

1]
Voiceless it cries, wingless flutters,
Toothless bites, mouthless mutters.
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2]
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?
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3]
What is always coming, but never arrives?
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4]
Who makes it has no need of it,
Who buys it has no use for it,
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
What is it?
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5]
The beginning of eternity,
the end of time and space.
The beginning of every end
and the end of every place.
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6]
What is made up of four letters, yet is also made up of three?
Sometimes is written with nine letters, then with four?
Rarely is written with six, and never with five?
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7]
What has roots nobody sees,
is taller than trees,
up, up it goes,
and yet never grows?
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8]
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
and empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
ends life, kills laughter.
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9]
Alive without breath,
as cold as death;
never thirsty, ever drinking,
all in mail never clinking.

Someone answered "One of those knight in shining armor things you see in castles?" to that one once. :lol:
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10]
This thing all things devours:
birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
gnaws iron, bites steel;
grinds hard stones to meal;
slays king, ruins town,
and beats high mountain down.
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Anyone can answer except me and Bun, because he knew the answers a long time ago, and I just put them here. Please put the number of the riddle you are guessing at beside your guess so I'll know which one you are answering and I can tell if you got it right.

Ready.... set.... GO!

 

[Bunny-Wan Kenobi]

Deserted? Oh, PLEASE, he handled ALL 3 of you perfectly on his own. In fact he doesn't even need me to beat you! :mrgreen: I'm just the distraction!

That's very nice of you EE, but Batman always needed Robin, Frodo needed Sam, and Optimus Prime needed Bumblebee! Point being: even the best need help!

RIDDLES!!!

1 How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?

2 I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

3 If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?

4 What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

5 Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

 

[funnies50]

Oh, no. Not a riddle war. I cannot STAND those!!

RIDDLES!!!

1 How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?

2 I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

3 If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?

4 What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

5 Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

Oh, boy. :?

1. It has a hole in it.
2. Candle. Geez.
3. Fire.
4. Stamp.
5. He weighs meat.

Sheesh, come up with something harder already. :mrgreen:

 

[Galadriel]

What about mine, Funnies? Aren't you gonna guess them? I got most of them from some girls online; they should be hard!

That's very nice of you EE, but Batman always needed Robin, Frodo needed Sam, and Optimus Prime needed Bumblebee! Point being: even the best need help!

Merry and Theoden needed Eowyn. Batman and Robin needed Batgirl. Will Turner and Captain Jack Sparrow needed Elizabeth Swann. Optimus Prime needed Elita One. You need EE. EE is a girl! :twisted:

 

[Bunny-Wan Kenobi]

Merry and Theoden needed Eowyn.

And Eowyn needed Merry, Theoden AND Éomer!

Batman and Robin needed Batgirl.

*SNORK* Seriously? Batgirl would just kinda tag along every once in a while, and end up needing to be saved every 15 minutes. :twisted:

Will Turner and Captain Jack Sparrow needed Elizabeth Swann.

Sometimes, but mostly the only reason those two would team up was to rescue her from some dangerous oddball who captured her.

Optimus Prime needed Elita One.

ONCE! HE NEEDED HER ONCE! She only showed up one other time in a flash back, SHE DIDN'T EVEN COME BACK WHEN OPTIMUS WAS KILLED!!!! {Or when he came back to life, for that matter! :? }

However, I will give you one last riddle to stump you...

Sheesh, come up with something harder already. :mrgreen:

Aaalllrrriiiggghhhttt!!! Most ignore it, few notice it, all use it, what is it?

Random memes...

 

[funnies50]

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

[Bunny-Wan Kenobi]

No, I have far more in store for you!! :twisted: And judging from the fact that you haven't answered my riddle, it'll be WAY too much for you! :twisted: :twisted:

No, I don't, Mostly because I'm fighting you. :mrgreen:

 

[funnies50]

Welllll then...if that's really all you can come up with...ldgeezer:

 

[Bunny-Wan Kenobi]

Welllll then...if that's really all you can come up with...ldgeezer:

ANSWER DA RIDDLE, FOR THE LUVVA PETE! Then we'll talk!

Well, *sigh*, you've made that much obvious. :?

Randomness...



{Mom and I made that one!}

 

[funnies50]

 

[Bunny-Wan Kenobi]

BA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I really got her that time! She had no smart retort!



Come on, charge me, make me regret saying that, I dare ya!

 

[Bug4H]

galadriel..... number 1 is.. a butterfly right???

 

[funnies50]

*stares for an hour at Bunny-Wan's face*

 

[Bunny-Wan Kenobi]

*stares for an hour at Bunny-Wan's face*

HAHA!!! Once again, no smart retort!!!

 

[Galadriel]

galadriel..... number 1 is.. a butterfly right???

Nope. Sorry, Bug. Number 1 is the wind.

Funnies, I LOVE your new signature! It's just gorgeous!

 

[funnies50]

Aww, thank you Gala! Where'd you go? Missed ya

 

[Easy Ears]

<br /><br /> __________ Mon Oct 05, 2015 9:56 pm __________ <br /><br />

Alright, Just-the-Distraction, solve these.

1] Wind of course! :roll:

2] M! (That one is cool)

3] The future

4] ....Coffin!

5] infinity?

6]...hmmm......Thinking....thinking...

7] Mountain! Duuuuh! :roll:

8] And of course.......Darkness!

9] FISH! (Ahh, yes I've read the Hobbit! :mrgreen:

10] DRUM roooooolllll...................................TIME!

 

[Bunny-Wan Kenobi]

More riddles!

1] Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

2] Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?

3] What is at the end of a rainbow?

4] What has one eye but cannot see?

5] A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction, but didn't break the law. How come?