So this thread basically died....let's bring it back to life!
First off...I've got some amazing jokes for y'all!

:lol: :bunnyhop:
" Did you hear about the x-ray specialist who married one of his patients? Every body wondered what he saw in her!"
" a lamb, a drum and a snake fell off of a cliff...ba dum tsss!"
" Why does Piglet always smell? Because he plays with Pooh!"
" Why did the blind man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!"
" It was really hard for the deaf man to hear the sad news that he had lost his hearing."
and now a riddle!
" A lady owned a one-story house, and inside everything was all pink. the walls were pink, the couches were pink, the floor was pink, even the dog was pink, the kitchen was pink, now, what color were the stairs?"
Answer: " it was a one story house! there were no stairs!"