(Wild Hare Story; 100% fantasy) There was a Shetland pony who loved Fair Isle knitting. But since he didn't have fingers to manipulate knitting needles, he needed a person to do the work for him. He found a nice woman on the East Coast of the United States. As soon as he arrived, he began donating his fiber (fur) so she could spin it into yarn for the knitting. After a long time, she knitted him his very own Fair Isle sweater.