MamaSheepdog
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Who among us enjoys the tedium of cutting wires one by one?
Who among us has not had aching hands from cutting cage wire?
Who among us has spent countless hours snipping away, knowing that there MUST be a better way?
Blisters and carpal tunnel syndrome will be a thing of the past!
Now how much would you pay? But wait! There's more!
Cut through any gauge wire like it is butter!
Takes only seconds to do!
Protruding wire ends will never trouble you again!
For a limited time only, I am offering the solution to your problems.
With just three easy payments of $9.99, billed to your credit card or PayPal account, your cage building woes will be over for good!
<Sigh> Oh, very well, since we are all friends here, I will share my amazing discovery. It is called... drumroll, please...
A Sawzall!
Yes, this fabulous tool, armed with a metal cutting blade, will change your life forever! Simply clamp your roll of wire to a sawhorse, and cut through your wire so quickly that the clamping takes more time than the actual cutting!
(I hope you are all as embarrassed as I am that no-one has thought of this before.)
Now we just need an easy way to apply JClips, and we will all be drowning in extra cages. Which means more rabbits. Which means more kits. Maybe even multiple breeds.
Feel free to bow down to me in thanks. I deserve it. :roll:
Who among us enjoys the tedium of cutting wires one by one?
Who among us has not had aching hands from cutting cage wire?
Who among us has spent countless hours snipping away, knowing that there MUST be a better way?
Blisters and carpal tunnel syndrome will be a thing of the past!
Now how much would you pay? But wait! There's more!
Cut through any gauge wire like it is butter!
Takes only seconds to do!
Protruding wire ends will never trouble you again!
For a limited time only, I am offering the solution to your problems.
With just three easy payments of $9.99, billed to your credit card or PayPal account, your cage building woes will be over for good!
<Sigh> Oh, very well, since we are all friends here, I will share my amazing discovery. It is called... drumroll, please...
A Sawzall!
Yes, this fabulous tool, armed with a metal cutting blade, will change your life forever! Simply clamp your roll of wire to a sawhorse, and cut through your wire so quickly that the clamping takes more time than the actual cutting!
(I hope you are all as embarrassed as I am that no-one has thought of this before.)
Now we just need an easy way to apply JClips, and we will all be drowning in extra cages. Which means more rabbits. Which means more kits. Maybe even multiple breeds.
Feel free to bow down to me in thanks. I deserve it. :roll: