So you're dating a farm lady...
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HowlsOfAngels
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That is flippin' awesome and oh so true.
I will totally direct any potential mate to that post, It'll save us both some time and money.
I will totally direct any potential mate to that post, It'll save us both some time and money.
AmysMacdog
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Love it! Don't change a hair or a word! LOL
LilacGal
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Love it.
grumpy
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The finest "time" I ever had was with a farm girl.
She was mine and oh so fine! YESSIRREEE!
A shade taller than me, hey! That's cool! I like to slow dance.
A bit larger than me....I never got cold!!
A few years older than me...but ya know the song, "Older-Women". Umm-hmm!
It ended late one night...she'd spent the day pullin' calves.
And I'd ended my shift at the tinker-toy factory. (Not really, just a comparison)
She was a bit tired and cranky. Me?? Hey! I was young, and dumb, and ***** ya know the rest.
We were "gitten-along" when her door-bell rang!! 'Uh-Oh..'
I pondered many thoughts as she launched my butt through the air like a water balloon.
Most importantly, "How bad is this gonna hurt when I finally land?"
Nearly as important, "Geez, I hope it ain't her three brothers, again!"
I hadn't healed-up completely from our last meeting.
She sure was special.
Grumpy
She was mine and oh so fine! YESSIRREEE!
A shade taller than me, hey! That's cool! I like to slow dance.
A bit larger than me....I never got cold!!
A few years older than me...but ya know the song, "Older-Women". Umm-hmm!
It ended late one night...she'd spent the day pullin' calves.
And I'd ended my shift at the tinker-toy factory. (Not really, just a comparison)
She was a bit tired and cranky. Me?? Hey! I was young, and dumb, and ***** ya know the rest.
We were "gitten-along" when her door-bell rang!! 'Uh-Oh..'
I pondered many thoughts as she launched my butt through the air like a water balloon.
Most importantly, "How bad is this gonna hurt when I finally land?"
Nearly as important, "Geez, I hope it ain't her three brothers, again!"
I hadn't healed-up completely from our last meeting.
She sure was special.
Grumpy
Farm ladies are special.
And it's good to state where you are at.
but sometimes farm girls end up being city girls, or sub-urban girls, or small town girls...
Cause they meet a guy they are willing to bend for.
Just saying, state who you are, but be willing to bend for the right guy too.
And it's good to state where you are at.
but sometimes farm girls end up being city girls, or sub-urban girls, or small town girls...
Cause they meet a guy they are willing to bend for.
Just saying, state who you are, but be willing to bend for the right guy too.
That Farm Lady sounds perfect, exactly what I'm looking for. Unfortunately they seem very few and far between.
Your writing is very entertaining, Cattle Cait. Your new man is a lucky guy.
Your writing is very entertaining, Cattle Cait. Your new man is a lucky guy.
Cattle Cait":1o00s3xu said:
You sure are! Loved the read.
"3. Goats qualify as Christmas gifts." They certainly do. :lol:
