I love my colony, but they are truly a drama-filled bunch, and I'm going to maintain this thread as a documentation of their shenanigans.
For example, last month, there was infanticide, maternal death, alleged murder, and babynapping. The offender of the most egregious crimes was apprehended and placed in solitary, and her children were removed by the authorities and placed in foster homes with better mannered influences. She has since been relocated to a facility for rehabilitation (a friend's rabbitry where she can live alone, as she seems to prefer).
Things have calmed down a bit since her removal. Some new hotties have joined the household.
Main characters include:
Forest, typically going by his street name Big Dad Rabbit, is taking a break from the ladies in exchange for single dad life in the aftermath of last month's spike in criminal activity.
Morgan, the personality hire who makes escaping the colony and tearing into bales of pine shavings her top priority, and reproduction her lowest priority
Connie the C*nty Conti, a newcomer who clearly has done something offensive to the house since she's not allowed to sit with them at lunch.
Dot, always first to make friends with the new arrivals
And sweet Marshmallow, another fresh face who isn't sure how she got here, and no one seems to have noticed that she showed up out of the blue one day. They might just think she's Dot.
For example, last month, there was infanticide, maternal death, alleged murder, and babynapping. The offender of the most egregious crimes was apprehended and placed in solitary, and her children were removed by the authorities and placed in foster homes with better mannered influences. She has since been relocated to a facility for rehabilitation (a friend's rabbitry where she can live alone, as she seems to prefer).
Things have calmed down a bit since her removal. Some new hotties have joined the household.
Main characters include:
Forest, typically going by his street name Big Dad Rabbit, is taking a break from the ladies in exchange for single dad life in the aftermath of last month's spike in criminal activity.
Morgan, the personality hire who makes escaping the colony and tearing into bales of pine shavings her top priority, and reproduction her lowest priority
Connie the C*nty Conti, a newcomer who clearly has done something offensive to the house since she's not allowed to sit with them at lunch.
Dot, always first to make friends with the new arrivals
And sweet Marshmallow, another fresh face who isn't sure how she got here, and no one seems to have noticed that she showed up out of the blue one day. They might just think she's Dot.
