Kyle@theWintertime
Well-known member
Dear Ember,
You know how much I love you. Every bit of you is perfect and amazing and wonderful, and you never cease to amaze me with your flawlessness. You are my platonic feline companion and it means so much to me that you want to spend time with me. However, I would appreciate it if you would stop inserting your adorable little ballet-slippers-pink colored tongue into my glass of milk when you think I am not looking. You may be awesome but stealthy you are not.
Love, me.
P.s.- Dipping your cute little fuzzy wuzzy toes into my glass as a means of sampling my milk without using tongue is also verboten. Please and thank you, kitty-witty Ember-pants.
You know how much I love you. Every bit of you is perfect and amazing and wonderful, and you never cease to amaze me with your flawlessness. You are my platonic feline companion and it means so much to me that you want to spend time with me. However, I would appreciate it if you would stop inserting your adorable little ballet-slippers-pink colored tongue into my glass of milk when you think I am not looking. You may be awesome but stealthy you are not.
Love, me.
P.s.- Dipping your cute little fuzzy wuzzy toes into my glass as a means of sampling my milk without using tongue is also verboten. Please and thank you, kitty-witty Ember-pants.
