don't know if anybody has posted this yet, HSUS spoof
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This is one of the FUNNIEST videos i have seen ( barring the Simon's Cat ones ) Highly recommend watching this !!! 
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ancake:Lastfling
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That's a good one. :lol:
SatinsRule
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Thanks. I posted it on my facebook page, and the NRA almost immediately shared it on theirs.
This one is an instant classic!!! :hobbyhors
This one is an instant classic!!! :hobbyhors
to address the problem of "attorneys". Witness the following:
A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS
372.01 Any person with a valid Maine State Porcupine or Spruce
Grouse hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for
recreational and sport (non-commercial) purposes.
372.02 Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted.
The use of United States currency as bait is, however, prohibited.
372.03 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle
is prohibited, unless such a vehicle is an ambulance being driven
in reverse. If an attorney is accidently struck by a motor vehicle,
the dead attorney should be removed to the side of the road, and
the vehicle should proceed to the nearest car-wash.
372.04 It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from
a power boat, helicopter or fixed wing aircraft.
372.05 It is unlawful to shout "Whiplash", "Ambulance", or "Free
Scotch" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
372.06 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within one hundred (100)
yards of a BMW, Porsche or Mercedes dealership, except on Wednesday
afternoons.
372.07 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within two hundred (200)
yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs,
brothels or hospitals.
372.08 If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary
to have a license to hunt, trap or possess same.
372.09 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter,
accident victim, physician, chiropractor or tax accountant for
the purpose of hunting attorneys.
372.10 Bag limits per day:
Yellow Bellied Sidewinders 2
Two-faced Tort-feasors 1
Back-stabbing Divorce Litigators 3
Horn-rimmed Cut-throats 2
Honest Attorneys 0*
* Protected - Endangered Species
A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS
372.01 Any person with a valid Maine State Porcupine or Spruce
Grouse hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for
recreational and sport (non-commercial) purposes.
372.02 Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted.
The use of United States currency as bait is, however, prohibited.
372.03 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle
is prohibited, unless such a vehicle is an ambulance being driven
in reverse. If an attorney is accidently struck by a motor vehicle,
the dead attorney should be removed to the side of the road, and
the vehicle should proceed to the nearest car-wash.
372.04 It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from
a power boat, helicopter or fixed wing aircraft.
372.05 It is unlawful to shout "Whiplash", "Ambulance", or "Free
Scotch" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
372.06 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within one hundred (100)
yards of a BMW, Porsche or Mercedes dealership, except on Wednesday
afternoons.
372.07 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within two hundred (200)
yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs,
brothels or hospitals.
372.08 If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary
to have a license to hunt, trap or possess same.
372.09 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter,
accident victim, physician, chiropractor or tax accountant for
the purpose of hunting attorneys.
372.10 Bag limits per day:
Yellow Bellied Sidewinders 2
Two-faced Tort-feasors 1
Back-stabbing Divorce Litigators 3
Horn-rimmed Cut-throats 2
Honest Attorneys 0*
* Protected - Endangered Species
Frecs
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SatinsRule":3uryk8jy said:
Definitely Facebook material! LOVE This !!!
Frosted Rabbits
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That video is posted on several Fb rabbit pages-- all pages aimed at OUR rights to raise our own food!
MamaSheepdog
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Jack":mzpqbgmr said:
Does this mean all applicants must first be issued an out of state license for Porcupine and Grouse, or move to Maine?
Frosted Rabbits
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What are the hunting regulations concerning "rescuers"? Open season?
