okay. you NEED a butt cart for him
Like they have for small dogs. If he could be strapped into it, his poos would drop down and not get onto his tail. maybe. Let's see what we can come up with. If you had to guess, is he about the size of an english angora? maybe 5 lbs? (if he were fat, that is).
There would be two ways to make one...an axle, with a sling. like... an open box of metal(or wood), vertical, that had wheels attached to it on the bottom side, and a sling hung from the top. His little fuzzy hind quarters get put in the sling.
another would be a miniature flat wagon, possibly even just 2 wheels, that has a platform for his hind end, and some form of harness to attach it to. hmm. could even be a cat harness, where the straps from the wagon just loop around the harness.
geez. how strange a conversation.